smile thief

I was happily sitting near a tree and watching how time flies. 

Suddenly, I saw a strange man. 

He was walking and carrying a sack. If you listen accurately, you can hear a sack’s sound. I heard laughings sound.  

He was a smile thief and he was carrying a sack full of smiles. I ran to catch him and ask him: how do you steal smiles? 

But he ignored me and continued on his way. I  blocked his way and shouted: what the fuck are you doing? 

But again he continued on his way.   

I got angry 

I asked myself: why doesn't he care about me? 

So, I shouted: bastard! Why don't you see me? 

He just laughed and continued on his way. 

I was getting mad.  

Why he is so relaxed??

While he was walking and singing a song, I punched him and said: 

I really want to know, how and why do you steal smiles? 

Suddenly, I saw my smile in his hand, he put it in his sack an said: See, this way!  

From then to now, I have been a man with no smile!

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پ.ن: جا داره از دوستی که زحمت بازنویسی متن رو کشید از همین جا ، کللللی تشکر کنم.

معضلی به نام زبان انگلیسی

تقریبا 15 ساله داره زبان انگلیسی یاد می گیره!

 

بزارید جمله ام رو کمی اصلاح کنم ، تقریبا 15 ساله داره جسته گریخته کلاس زبان میره، چه در سیستم رسمی آموزش و پرورش و چه بعدها در دانشگاه

بیش از15 ساله داره انواع و اقسام آموزشگاه های زبان رو تست می کنه

اما تقریبا خروجی اش چی بوده؟

Nothing  ( واقعا بعد از این همه سال در سطح همین ناتینگ زبان یادگرفته)

انواع و اقسام روش های خودآموز رو استفاده کرده

کتاب انگلیسی سعی کرده بخونه ( البته ، در حد همون سعی باقی موند خداییش)

تا دلتون بخواد فیلم به زبان انگلیسی دیده

کلی آهنگ با تکست انگلیسی گوش داده

اما باز هم nothing

سعی کردعلایقش رو به زبان انگلیسی پیگیری کنه

سعی کرد در اون حیطه هایی که دوست داره به زبان انگلیسی بخونه

ولی بازهم موفقیتی حاصل نشد!

اون الان به آدمی تبدیل شده که بیش از نیمی از عمرش رو در تلاش برای یادگرفتن زبانی صرف کرده که هنوز هم تسلط کافی روش نداره!

اینجوری نمیشه ادامه داد دیگه واقعا

اون به زبان انگلیسی نیاز داره و هیچ راهی به جز آموختن زبان انگلیسی پیش رو نداره

 

اما اون معتقده که آدم سختیه

یعنی به این راحتی میدون رو خالی نمی کنه

حتی اگر بیش از نیمی از زندگی اش رو شکست خورده باشه

اون فک می کنه می تونه با تلاش و پشتکارش همه  ی مشکلاتش رو حل کنه

پس از همین امروز شروع می کنه تا روزی سه ساعت  ( بجز دو روز در هفته)  برای یادگیری زبان وقت بزاره

اول از همین واژگانی شروع می کنه که یک ساله به دیوار اتاقش زده و به جز اون دفعه که نوشتتشون ، هرگز به اون ها سر نزده!

یک روز درمیون یه متن انگلیسی می نویسه و بسته به شرایط ، یه جایی منتشرش می کنه ( منم قول میدم حتی اگه ایراد گرامری و ... متناش داشته باشن، اینجا منتشرشون کنم)

یک روز درمیون یه متن انگلیسی می خونه و سعی می کنه به سوالاتش پاسخ بده

شروع می کنه به خوندن بخش زبان متمم

و در نهایت ، از ابتدای تیر ، کلاس آیلتس میره

ولی این تمرینات هم رها نمی کنه

این بار دیگه قرار نیست ببازه

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پا نوشت:رایتینگ های انگلیسی با هشتگ English practice  منتشر می شن و احتمالا غلط غلوط  زیاد دارن ، به بزرگی خودتون ببخشید دیگه.

Thank you God

On Saturday  I went to district 3 of Tehran municipality to get their shooting permission. 

When I was there 

I found out  

Wooooov 

Such wonderful guys 

Because they don’t have any work to do if someone like us  goes to them, 

they try to be really serious in their work and it's impossible for them to solve your problem quickly. 

They were really kind to me ( and definitely each other) and they sent me to each other lots of times! 

Because they wanted their friends to have something to do! 

Maybe they are mad at you 

But don’t worry, because most of the times they are laughing and joking! With each other! 

Ultimately  

After 4 hours walking between different floors from room to room of  district 3 Tehran municipality building  

I gave up and I preferred not to interrupt their laughing and joking plan! 

I’ve done my shooting plan without municipality permission. 

But unfortunately some nights I have a nightmare! 

If something bad (like earthquake or … ) happens in this city! 

How can we handle it with these employees!  ( maybe better to say, jackasses instead of employees) 

But I am pleased. Because if you want to die!  

You don’t need municipality permission. 

Thank you God.

bitter nightmare

I had fallen asleep 

And I had forgotten to get out of the train.  

When I woke up, the door was closed  

And I could'nt do anything  

Then   

I got out at the next station  

And I  changed my direction to come back  

But I made a big mistake .  

Because next train was express train and I wasn't in express station!  

Some nights  

I have a strange dream  

I watch myself  

I watch lots of things happened  

But I am asleep(I am not awake)  

I can seize lots of opportunities  

I do what I can do  

 But I can't wake myself up!  

I think   

maybe it's not a dream  

It's some kind of bitter nightmare! 

My friend

Dear my friend

How are you?

If you want to know about me and what I'm  doing here,I must say: I'm good. Most  of the times, I'm resting on my couch out of my home, infront of the lake and I'm watching birds flying.

What are you doing my friend? Are you still working dawn to dusk to have on average life? 

If you ask me,yes, I have a job here and I have to be there for 8 hours! But I don't have anything to do and most of the time, I read books or watch movies.

Oh,my friend,have you ever heard about hawaii island's interests?

I went there two weeks ago.

You know my friend,it was great.

Jungle and sea collaborate to make a fabulous view.

But,I want to tell you an important truth!

In hawaii,when I was walking in the jungle, I slid and I fell in to the valley!

To be honest! I died that day!

I think,just dead people can say:

I am resting on the couch and seeing lake and ... .

But I don't work and everything is happy and etc.

My dear friend

If you want to rest on the couch and see lake

Just call me

I'd like to see you again!

Saeed

P.s: here's my new address:

Hell, the couch infront of the melting lake!